Woof Wroof Yip (How can I help?)
My name is Abi, I am a Jack Russell, Whippet cross and am proud to provide two main supplementary services to those provided by my human friend, the Milton Abbas Handyman. I only accompany my human when our clients give us permission and would like to take advantage of the additional services that I offer.
My primary service is in floor cleaning of wayward foodstuffs. It doesn't matter in the least about how small and insignificant the crumbs and morsels of food may seem to you, I will diligently lick away any minute vestige of food that would otherwise need a microscope to see; my sense of smell is up to 100,000 times more sensitive that of a human.
My second service is perhaps even more impressive. I am an expert at helping you keep fit, alert and flexible. I do this by perfectly anticipating where you will be moving to next and speedily position myself directly in the way. This ensures that you have to be constantly aware of what I am doing so that you keep out of my way with your agile footwork; clever!
My rates for the above services are extremely reasonable at only 1 small dog bone per half day. I do have to make clear however that if you would like to employ me, that it might seem to you that I spend the majority of my time asleep and gently snoring. I assure you however that this is really a sham, my senses will be at full alert and that if the merest morsal should drop onto your floor, I will be there and under your feet faster than you can say 'Abi'!